What movies have not aged well?
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Live and Let Die
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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A View to a Kill
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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From Russia With Love
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Why is there so much evil in the world?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Ah so!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
You Only Live Twice
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
How can you tell if someone is cunning?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
What is the most unwatchable movie you have sat through?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
What can you do if you are a full-grown adult, but never experienced being a child?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-All the bad guys are black.
Moonraker
What do dreams about dead people mean?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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Goldfinger
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
What was the hottest inappropriate sex you ever had?
Octopussy
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Dr No
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